Sunday, May 2, 2010

guess those jewish boys are just as slutty...

Some friends of mine were on a cruise recently...
Apparently it was mostly the typical scene...
Seniors spending their last days enjoying a vacation...
Young couples on their honeymoon...
Middle-aged couples taking a break from the 9-5....
And a group of frum single guys from Monsey!

I kid you not.

Apparently they tried to be all inconspicuous...
By taking off their yarmulkas...
Eating not-so-kosher hot dogs...
Smoking on Friday night...
Taking pictures with shiksas on their laps...

But when you've got lange payos...
There's no hiding that you're just a 'frum' boy from Monsey....

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pictures or it didn't happen.

tesyaa said...

Not just the peyos - the minute they open their mouths and say even one word, you can tell from the inflection where they're from...

Metatron said...

This whole from is a sham. Lets have an inter-kehila shag!

Mechitzot said...

>> Lets have an inter-kehila shag!

What?! Chassidim with Misnagdim? Absolutely disgusting! Don't you have any shame?!

Isha Shiri said...

Hello,

You seem very funny. Some issues raised in your posts are things in life with enough spice not Kosher!

I like everything here. (I read several posts.

Kisses, be at peace.

Metatron said...

Mechitzot, forget Chasidim and Misnagdim. Brisker boys vs Chazon Ishnik daughters. It's been a hard day's night and I've been ...ing like a dog.

Single on the Scene said...

I'd luv to see some of these pix. wouldn't even be surprised if they posted it on their facebook accounts as well! where is the shame?! and they call themselves 'frum'?!

The Thinker said...

Does that leave us Lubavs with the short Peyos at an advandage, Chas Veshalom?

Altie said...

heads up: blog reference.

http://alta-b.blogspot.com/2010/05/story-to-tell.html

Staples said...

yes. the short peyos makes us extra stealthy, but the beards can be a give away. solution: say you own a Harley

JustaGuy said...

Hey MM,

Long time no post...

Busy? Feeling okay?

We miss you...

Rabbi Lars Shalom said...

woooo

frumskeptic said...

go to craigslist under personals, and seach "frum"

disturbing

Anonymous said...

This is voted dumbest post of the year from all blogs. Are you serious? Who gives a crap!!!This is nothing new and has been going on forever, and will continue to go on forever. Wow, you found out a jewish person ate non-kosher! or a jewish person that had a shiksa on their lap!Woohoo- breaking news. lets contact CNN!

here are some more breaking news events you should write about and analyze with your brilliant mind..

there are people that call themselves a PRIEST, yet they molest young kids.

There are people who call themselves a CEO or CFO, yet them embezzle, bribe, and steal funds from their corporations.

Mat Maidel- Your posts have become dumb and dumber...nothing interesting, and nothing that really makes sense.