when being a golddigger just wont do

I was recently set up with this fabulously wealthy guy - great catch for a material maidel right? While his looks didn't rival that of Channing Tatum, he certainly wasn't atrocious - definitely dateable. He also seemed really friendly and outgoing. Didn't exactly come off as an Einstein, which would normally bother me - but I figured if he had made all that money that he had to have some brains.
I didn't bother to do too much of a reference-check on him though - big mistake.
His family is pretty well known so I thought it wasn't really necessary. But then one night my mother happened to mention a friend of hers who is from the same neighborhood as this guy - and so I asked my mother to look into it. Can I just say THANK THE GOOD L-RD ABOVE for making the Jewish world a nice small one? Yentas are definitely great for somethings.
So I learned that while he did indeed have a lot of cash in the bank, the cash was most probably obtained by illegal means - think Madoff. That's when I did a Google search. And then I found a friend who's a lawyer to 'background' check this guy. Turns out he's been found guilty of fraud.
Great catch?
I told a friend at school about this guy and she was actually upset that I dumped him. Why? Because I could have made a ton of money getting a divorce from him in a year or two.
Interesting idea...
But chances are guys like this also lie on their income statements...