This is a snippet of an actual conversation I had with a Brother in the city last week. (and by 'Brother', I don't mean a family member) He was in a security uniform, I was walking with a friend, and I just couldn't resist making conversation. This conversation would have never happened with a Jewish guy.
MM: Hey, what's going on? Why's there security here?
Brother: They're filming a movie here. You girls from out of town?
MM: No, we live here. Are you from out of town?
B: Nah, I'm from Brooklyn.
MM: No way... Where in Brooklyn are you from?
B: Crown Heights. You know it?
MM: Serious? I got friends there!
B: Ya right - you have friends who are black?
MM: Ya, why not? Don't you have white friends?
B: You wanna be my friend?
MM: Haha - my friends in Crown Heights are Jewish.
B: You're Jewish?
MM: Ya, you can't tell? You think all white people look the same?
B: I know that there are Italians and Greeks and Irish and Jewish people, but I can't tell the difference. But in Crown Heights the Jews have those curly hair things.
MM: Not the Jews in Crown Heights. Those Jews just have beards.
B: Yes they do. Come over and I'll show you that they do.
MM: Hey, I like your grill.
B: Thanks - I got diamond cut.
MM: My friend's grandmother has a grill.
B: Oh ya?
MM: She's Russian.
B: Hahahaha. You're hot.
MM: No, you're hot.
B: Haha, no, for real, you're fine.
MM: No, you're fine.
Sunday, July 12, 2009
mm chats with a black man
love, Maidel at 1:47 AM
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this may be an odd question (I'm not sure) but what is a "grill"? In Oz it's the place on the stove where you cook chops and sausages; or kasher raw liver.
But that doesn't fit in the context here.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7yqWRHRaihk/R-0yvBBoA9I/AAAAAAAABIE/HhC-UPRerzI/s400/gold_grill.jpg
google 'gold grill'
ew.
Somehow the "you're hot"/"you're fine" part of the conversation sounds like it might end with a certain maidel in a very compromising position in someones bed in Crown Heights..
sorry Israeli,
I'm just not that kind of maidel...
By the way, I didn't want to say anything, but that title is sooo racist..
A grill is jewels in one's mouth...like really upscale braces...MM you rock!!
mmmm...MM, how can i get in ur mouth? ;)
Are you serious? Did this conversation really happen?
You must be really brave and outgoing, and sounds flirty too.
I wouldn't be able to have such a conversation with anyone, no matter if their Jewish or not.
Goood job
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