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It was almost exactly one year ago that I posted some ridiculous questions asked by shadchans.
Today at a family BBQ, my single cousins shared some more treasures that they've recently heard:
- A question actually asked to a female reference: Does he wear boxers or briefs? (first of all, if she knew the answer, I'd be a little creeped out. And II, why don't they just outright ask for a sperm count? or maybe I speak too soon - that may actually one day be a real q)
- Does she sleep in a nightgown or pj pants? (personally, I could never understand how a long t-shirt that rides up while you're sleeping could possibly be tznius, never mind more tznius than pants)
- What kind of bed do the parents sleep on? Is it one big bed? (oy vey) Is it two separate beds? Are they pushed together? (oy vey)
Soon to come: Sexual positions preferred by parents.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
crazy shadchan questions - part 2
love, Maidel at 11:09 PM
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Some better questions, soon to be made real:
- What position was the girl conceived with?
- Does she use tampons or pads? Brand name or generic?
- Does he touch himself when he's using a urinal?
- At what age was she toilet trained?
- Do the parents have mikvah receipts from the period nine months before she was born?
No question about going commando? ;-)
Who sleeps in clothes?!
Was this asked of a BT? If they're frum, isn't it for granted that they sleep in 2 beds?
lol it's so sad you just gotta laugh....
sick of it,
you sound a bit jaded.
I agree the questions are dumb, but to be honest, I have never been asked, or met someone who told me they have been asked any of these ridiculous questions (yours or material maidel's)
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