Monday, June 29, 2009

being FRUM

A cute little thing I heard said by a friend:

Being FRUM means....

That U are FRUM

That U are in the 'middle' of the road aka 'normal'

That everyone to the 'right' of U is an FR - Fanatic Retard

& That everyone to the 'left' of U is M - too Modern


Mordy Ovits said...

It works better the other way around:
Everyone to the right of U is Meshugah, everyone to the left of U is FRei.

Anonymous said...

Awesome quote! But in your opinion, is wearing pants too modern (for a girl) ? I keep shabbos, kashruth, and daven 3x daily...but I still wear pants. Can I still call myself frum? LOL.

Mikeinmidwood said...

Anyone can call themselves frum as long as you dont belong to a conservative shul.

Mikeinmidwood said...

or reform

Moshe said...

For your friend:
FR is to the left and M is to the right.
Good way to remember is to look at your hands and on whichever hand the thumb and the index finger form an L, that is your left hand. If you need to do this and are older than 4, the L also stands for loser.