Tuesday, November 18, 2008

friends with benefits

So one of my friends (a rather innocent good girl) is on one of those Jewish dating sites that are meant for 'frum' singles.

You MUST read the following convo:

Crazy: hey how are you? im dave!! wud u like to be friends with benefits?

GoodGirl:
maybe.... what are the benefits?

Crazy:
well kinda sexual benefits. like well be friends ust not shomer friends!

GoodGirl:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! no. lol seriously? maybe youre on the wrong site? try craigslist's personals?


5 comments:

NotaGeek! said...

At least the guy honest up front about his wild desires.

frumpunk said...

That spelling hurts my head. This is why I don't chat often.

Though I've noticed the idea of FWB seems to be a big thing lately. As Jimmy Carr said, its amazing that the modern man has hit the jackpot. He's managed to convince a woman to have sex with him and also convinced her that they don't need a relationship to go with it.

Maidel said...

did i mention that was copy+pasted word for word?

Miri said...

MM-at least he had the decency to apologize for "wasting your time". A real mentch! (I have the inside version to MMs life. jealous people?)

Heshy said...

Friends with benefits is the best thing known to man- especially if cooking is also one of the benefits.