Friday, October 3, 2008

crazy shoes



Ever notice that all the shoes stores in Boro Park carry the exact same merch? The shoes there are always black or brown, pretty sturdy looking, with a heel no more than 2 inches off the ground.
How about this shoe (see picture at left) to revitalize the market?
Designed by Aminaka Wilmont, these shoes are sure to impress your potential machatunim!
Made from old tefillin straps, this shoe is 100% kosher leather (but recycled leather - so sure not to offend the vegans out there)!
May be worn as shown or with bullet-proof tights of your choice (or per the choice of your rabbinic authority).
And don't worry about the lack of sole - that's where your good neshamaleh comes in handy!

6 comments:

rbtzn said...

hilarious :)

frumhouse said...

Hee hee!

Jewish Side of Babysitter said...

wow that looks crazy uncomfortable.

Just from glancing at the picture I figured it was tefillin straps.

MAK said...

OW. it makes my feet hurt to just look at that. Very funny.

Lion of Zion said...

sacrilegious and not funny (imho)

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Maidel said...

for those of you who maybe don't get my sense of humor....

i was kidding when i said the shoe is made of old tefillin straps!

my apologies for offending anyone!