Monday, May 19, 2008

the date with the foreigner

I know that people are curious with how my date went with the Foreigner aka the Yeshivish name-dropper (see post below).
now, usually, a good girl doesn't kiss and tell.
but I can tell you in all honesty that there certainly wasn't any ki$$ing to tell about.
my date was alright, if a tad on the B-O-R-I-N-G side. guess there's no Gemarah on Conversation Skills 101. (obviously though, that doesn't excuse the Foreigner - I've encountered many Men in Black who know how to make a girl blush)
I didn't end up Googling any yeshivish words though! Although that probably would have made the convo a little more interesting, I figured I might as well be as real as possible on the date. (well, you know, besides for the fake hair extensions and eyelashes)
I think going out with the Foreigner made me realize that sometimes the grass isn't greener on the other side. (it's Black and White)
I think I'll stick to dating guys more my speed. (know anyone cute?)
Oh - and guess how the date ended? With another yeshivish word, of course.
I told him we weren't Shayich.


chanie said...

you told him that to his FACE? that wasnt very yeshivish of you... Oysh in guten vey.

Maidel said...

nope, not very yeshivish of me at all - guess that proves that i've got a passport.

Alex30 said...

i am sure the poor guy is heartbroken!!! er ot nisht kein mazel!

The Babysitter said...

Maidel: at least you spoke in a language he can understand, should make it easier for him to digest.