real housewives of flatbush - coming soon!

I wish.... I would totally watch! Would you?

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, there's a BravoTV series that follows the lives of several housewives (they sometimes do have jobs), often be-wigged, often heavily botoxed, almost always 'nouveau riche' (having class does not get you on this show) who live extremely superficial lives inside a strange little world of breast implants, orange tans and cat-fights. The show is a trainwreck you can't help but get addicted to.

Can't be too hard to find five Flatbush women who fit the bill....

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